冗談

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frosbite

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk

If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
The baby, because he's a little Bigger!